"Sleeping at Marni for H&M"

Sleeping Beauty was too contemptuous of waiting in line together with an abundance of eager "Damsels in distress" adamant to acquire the much coveted Marni for H&M pieces. Especially after the exclusive press event fiasco, her virtuous nobility forbade such a "lewd" task... In a fairytalish twist of events however, the crack of dawn found Prince charming wide awake and alert to enchant "La Belle au bois dormant" accepting an unfamiliar task to secure in his reach the elaborate collier. Oh, the hunting expedition was no trivial deed. He had to employ his courtship to entice the menacing amazons, his scholarly peripheral vision to target the treasured gift and contrive a shield to prevent it from the prying eyes. Dauntless as he was, he sought in solitude without losing heart; he braved the crowd and recklessy grabbed the green chest containing the prized possession and while he was at it, he added a smaller box into custody. ;) Wonder of Wonders! He emerged a conqueror! He reached the bed where sleeping beauty lay fast asleep, lifted the girl's pillow-creased face and she murmured: "Damn! You're good!!" They lived happily ever after with the promise that the Princess will  take Jiu Jitzu lessons just in case they come in handy for the upcoming H&M collaboration...